I know it is extremely politically incorrect to post satire about the tragedy in New Orleans. But when clowns are handed the microphone, I can’t resist. Another thing that I can’t do is take credit for this hilariously off-color tidbit below.

[Note to SBC staff: I will take down the post if this is out of bounds. Let me know if it is.]

Source: Blame Bush blog

An Open Letter to Randall Robinson
Mr. Robinson,

I’ve been a fan of your work for years and greatly admire the enormous good you’ve done for the Black Community by blaming whites for all their problems. But my eyebrows quivered with anger when I read your racially offensive column on Huffingtonpost, in which you accused black hurricane survivors of eating corpses. Why blacks, Mr. Robinson? Why not whites? Why not the Hispanics? Or the Koreans? It’s offensive and racist for you to automatically assume that blacks are cannibals simply because they descend from African slaves.

As an impoverished victim of White America yourself, you are no doubt aware that African-Americans have stared starvation in the face for over 400 years. They can certainly handle four or five days without food. White folks, on the other hand, would eat their own mothers if they missed a lunch. Perhaps you should place the blame for the orgy of cannibalism on their shoulders, as you have everything else.

I understand your outrage over Bush’s racially-targeted hurricane and his carefully planned inaction in its wake, but I implore you to please check your facts before you enforce any more racial stereotypes. I am sure that the wealthy white woman who publishes your column would agree.

Sincerely,
Lawrence Z. Chomstein
Professym of Midget Studies and the Kama Sutra
Evergreen State College

Required reading is Mr. Robinson’s joyfully inclusive tome The Debt: What America Owes to Blacks

My next piece of literature is going to sound like a copycat: The Wardrobe: White Folks Should Not Be Allowed to Wear Their Caps Sideways